First of all, welcome to IThinkImTurningJapanese.net! I’m an American living abroad in the playground country that is Japan. Seeing as how there are online communities of people devoted to nearly anything you can imagine, I figured there must be at least a few people out there that might be interested in reading stories about the things that happen to me here. Honestly, this site isn’t really intended for anything outside of my own personal satisfaction, so I can’t make any promises. However, if you’re looking for mature and reasoned insights into things like Japanese politics or societal issues, you should probably leave this site ASAP. I’m also making no claims as to this site being more interesting than chewing ice, so stay tuned at your own risk.